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Looooooooong Time, No Hear!

I got a major surprise yesterday in the form of a phone call from South Carolina.

I spent 4 years of the late 1980’s in West Germany back when it really was still called West Germany. For a large chunk of that time my best friend was a goofy guy named Dan. If I wasn’t on duty I was out club hopping or eating or just basic chilling out with Dan.

We were inseparable… until I had less than a month left. Rough time. First my now ex-wife betrayed me in the worst imaginable way possible (Free Life Tip- NEVER get married at 19). Then my best bud picked a girl over me when I begged him not to marry her because I knew for certain from knowing her personally for 2+ years that she was crazier than a rat in a tin outhouse.

I ended up getting back on the plane home without speaking to him again.

Until this Sunday. It turns out paying for an “unlisted” number is worth precisely 0. In this case, that’s a good thing as it apparently made me easy to find. My last name is rather distinct, unlike his. So, before when I searched for him I got 100’s of hits. I’m more unique it seems.

We spoke for almost 2 hours. Between the two of us we’ve missed 3 wives, 4 kids, 4 degrees, 3 deployments and a thousand other moments that make up “life” for two guys on the backside of 50.  I’m at that point in my life and my career where an “impromptu trip” has to be scheduled 3 months out, but I’m guessing that me an Danny will be hoisting a pint or two in the very near future.

We’ll talk sports, politics, family life, those people that one of us won’t remember and those times when we both utterly failed to hit it off with every Fraulein in a disco and ended up sitting on the bridge drinking beer and eating grilled chicken wrapped in a newspaper, just enjoying being young and hopelessly stupid about practically everything.

Plus… I’ll finally get to give my old friend an “I TOLD YOU SO” 30+ years in the making. I told him that girl was crazy…

MLK Day Flyer- What happens when the organizers just don’t care.

Today is MLK Day here in Atlanta. Since Dr. King is a native son of Atlanta this is a pretty big deal around here.

The organizers have known for months precisely where the festivities would occur… including the center piece for the weekend, today’s MLK Day Parade.

Despite this advance notice (it follows the same route every year) it is painfully clear that the organizers didn’t give a damn about publishing a useful and coherent map.

Have a look at the mess below. When I first clicked it on the AJC site it displayed in portrait, meaning I had to rotate it just to read it. Then the bad really started. Whoever created this mess was either painfully incompetent or brutally lazy- ditto for the person or persons that approved it.

Dear MLK Day Organizers, 

Next year, get with me. I’ll provide you with a usable map for free. It’ll take me less time to make than it took to write this post bitching about your current artist’s incompetence. 

– Jay

Belated Happy New Year

I hope your year is starting better than mine. 

On New Years Eve  my daughter flooded our bathroom. As I was cleaning it up I was drying the area between the toilet and wall with a towel and my left foot. My right foot slid on the wet tile and since my left couldn’t move my right knee took all the twist. So I get to start 2015 in a knee brace. Yay.

My goal for 2015 is to update this blog more often. Wish me luck.

ESPN’s new mobile strategy: fewer apps on more screens

Thank GOD!

That is all.

Janko Roettgers's avatarGigaom

A few years back, ESPN was in a bit of an app hell: The sports network had 45 different apps, and sports fans had to figure out whether they needed the SportsCenter app, the WatchESPN app or one of a number of other apps targeting fantasy leagues and specific sports to find what they wanted.

The ESPN Digital team has since worked hard to reduce the app overload, and the sportscaster is set to take another big step towards a simpler experience for its mobile users next year. The SportsCenter app will simply be called the ESPN app when it relaunches early next year in time for the Super Bowl, and the app will feature more personalization to do away with the need for specialized apps around different sports.

The app will be all about cricket in India, more about soccer in other places of the world, and about that…

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Out of the mouths of babes… or at least teens

This blog’s name comes from an old joke that any child knows the answer to:

“What is red and smells like blue paint?”

“Red paint”

The idea that an adult would think of the most complicated answer while a kid would just look at you like “Duh” appealed to my sense of simplicity.

Something just happened to me that reinforces that.

Have a look at an icon you’ve seen a thousand times:

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We adults know what that is… an old 3.5 disc. However, it’s very doubtful that a teenager like my daughter has ever even seen one. Yet, the icon is so engraved in their brains that they know WHAT it does without knowing WHAT it is.

Out of curiosity I asked my daughter’s boyfriend (God it kills me to type that) if he knows what that is.

His answer… “You mean the thing that looks like a SIM card.. or a floppy?”

It never dawned on me that it could be read to look like a phone SIM card. He took an icon that dates back to 20 years before he was born and re imagined it to something that makes sense to him.

At least my little girl isn’t dating a moron.