Quoting my 14-year old who had never seen it:

(During most of the movie)

“This is boring.”

“Why are they so mean?”

“Did people really dress like that?”

(During the Prom scene)

“Those are some ugly tuxs”

“Why are they under the stage?…. “Ohhhhh”…. “That’s mean”

“Gross!!”

“COOL!” Wish I could do, it’d make school more fun”  (This one had her parents nervous)

(During the final scene with her mom)

“Her mom stabbed her? That bitch!”  (Yes, she is my child)

(During the tombstone scene)

“Why did they write that on the si… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”

“I’M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR A YEAR!!!!!!!!!!”

Mission: Accomplished